I can't read!
I went out for dinner with a friend this week. At the end of the meal we decided to split the bill in half. We asked for the bill and each put a debit card on the table. The waiter came over and we informed him we would like to put half of the bill on each card. Unfortunately his response was not, “Of course, madam” or equivalent but instead, “I can’t do maths”. Why is it socially acceptable to say this but not ok to say “I can’t read”?! At year 11 parents’ evening a couple o